This looks like a road map to anal leakage.
 

The tacos were no big deal...

The "Absolutely Wired" drinks that were attempted... Ugh, now that caused all sorts of leakage (tears, sweat, etc.).

Run, run far away from the raspberry of doom!
 

The all-syrup Mountain Dew Code Red even tasted better than those godawful totally wiredz. ick.