OK, for the mandatory mega-drunkenness, I need something other than/ in addition to beer. I can't drink beer fast enough to get really drunk. Plus, something less voluminous that won't contend for stomachage with tacos is needed. So, I suggest we break out, for only the 2nd time ever, Greg's olde tyme drunke recipee for Absolut-ly Wired.
Mountain Dew, Absolut Vodka and a shot of Raspberry Caffeinated Syrup. Never has inebriation been so energetic.
Plus the vomit looks like blood...